Happy New Year Baby
©1993 Arlen Lazaroff

 


 

POCONO MOTORCYCLISTS WAR CHANT
©1997 Arlen Lazaroff

Arlen Lazaroff

I know everything I need to know 
about the nature of the cycle beast 
when he wants to come he points it west
when he wants to retreat he heads back east

start a civil war for custom cars
string their fuel lines from all available pumps
to a central location
recharge the Pocono Motorcyclists nation.

Refuse collectors refuse to collect refuse 
left after their weekend outings
too many odd things to explain
to clear up or confirm 
with the supervisors of park maintenance...
condoms stretched from tree to tree
(well, at least they practiced safe sex)
shreds of clothing everywhere 
(park administrators are all nervous wrecks) 
and the animals won't come back
for at least another month.

I know everything I need to know
about the motorcycle man 
he points it north if he wants to blow 
and south if he needs a hand
and if you want to know about the rest of their habits
you'll have to ask one of them.

 



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